birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
I would pay good money for you to voice a nature documentary
Is that a smuppet
"I just found out I’m an onion because I cut myself and it made me cry."
"Almond milk? I didn’t even know almonds had nipples."
I’ve got this magic dough that the more you flatten it and and stuff the smarter you get. You might say it’s pretty knead to know.
I found it.
The best infomercial gif ever.
(Source: aproperroman, via spendsleeplessnights)
“abortion is selfish”
“you shouldnt get an abortion because some couples cant have-“
“if your pregnant after rape you should see the positive side of-“
“even if you cant afford a child theres always a way to make it work-“
“consider it a blessing and-“
“your baby inside you loves you and you should-“
“if the husband still wants the baby the woman should go ahead and-“
“if you didnt want to be pregnant than why did you have sex-“
Well…I mean, not that I’m not pro choice but that last one does make a good point…not that hard not to get pregnant.
(Source: moistchunkyslurp, via kat-tree)